ULTIMATE Bottle Opener

Fed up with your buddies opening a brew with their teeth, armpits, butt-holes? Fear not because now you can walk like a man, a very macho man and out-do them. Now i ask you, is there anything more manly?

Y'all seen Kobe Bryant do it over the Aston Martin, but that was fake - this is the real deal, no bullshit. Al the jumper from Sweden jumps over a speeding Lamborghini outside of Stockholm.

This girl's split-leg collision was clearly an accident, but that didn't stop the dumpster from bragging about it to his friends later.

Is it any surprise that the audience cheered harder when he wasn't able to sing due to a rapid-onset case of faceplant?

The Kinect was the worst utilised peripheral ever made. The tech was solid but the games were ass. This is probably the most actual fun anybody has managed to get out of a kinect. It's even fun to watch!

"Iron Man" is one man's dramatic journey from functioning alcoholic to functioning alcoholic in a death machine. Two guys (Max Knoblauch and Bob Al-Greene) summarize the entire plot of the 'Iron Man' trilogy in about two minutes.

Star Trek zombies? Illogical maybe but guided by the power of awesome. As sci-fi/horror goes this could only be improved if it had a scene where Seven of Nine is clam-jousting with Rose McGowan!

Anyone who uses social networking knows how important angles are when taking a photo of yourself.

She has a knowing glint in her eye, the look that says she's a devil behind that cute smile, which is exactly how we like them. Feigning innocence, but really just as corrupt as a giant corporation!

I’m not entirely sure what this young lady is attempting to achieve. If it’s a genuine spoof of the Hello Kitty franchise it’s just plain sad. If your fetish is watching prostitutes eating cat food though, it’s a resounding win!

Danielle Staub, that insane woman from Real Housewives Of New Jersey performs her single “Real Close”, some hideous dance remix that makes me want to drown myself in my morning cereal - OMFG!