Twilight Review

Probably the most honest review that this film will ever get. It's not often that chick flicks get reviews that are aimed at the poor suckers getting dragged along to see them so don't get used to it...

This has the vague whiff of racism about it but I can't put my finger on the precise moment or sentiment. Still, It's Abe Lincoln choking out Kanye, so even if it IS racist, it's the kinda racism we can all enjoy.

Aww man, not another battle, how about we make love and not was and combining the two films, there's no way that can be bad, is there? Aww man, not another battle, how about we make love and.....WAIT!?!

This girl starts out looking hot and then the face dysmorphia sets in and she turns aquatic. Why o why would she do such a thing? What next, is she going to grow gills and go live under the sea?

Don't be fooled that by the mere fact that you are submerged under the water that there is not a chance of escaping the gaze of a cat intently watching you. It just ain't true!

Has this young lady got no shame? No humility? No dignity? What has the world come to when teenage women cavort their wares openly for any old pervert to come along get an eye full. Scandalous.

They're almost exactly the same, except different! What does Jobs have against poor Flash anyway?

This little cartoon will remind us all that when cussing someone's mother, it's best to check they're not suffering from any of the ailments you mock them with. And also, make sure they can't see the words you speak either.

Sometimes your brain gets very conflicting information from 'other' parts of it's body and the result is that you are not entirely sure what you are looking at. Even a 2nd glance is confusing when it comes to girls.

Ah, video games. Ah, nostalgia. Ah, video games and nostalgia! Together they can make grown geeks cry with wistful yearnings and make your eyes bulge with excitement.

Suck it 4Chan, the Beatles discovered LOLcats long before you ever existed!