Twilight Bores Man To Death!

Well it now official. The new Twilight movie has been proven capable of boring men to death. Apparently this phenomenon only effect men, so you old cougars out there are free to go drool over your little heart-throb teens!

Some would say a deformity.. Others would say a blessing.

Oh lawd. Two things that should never be seen together have actually been combined. Intentionally. What fresh hell is this? SOCKS AND SANDALS!? NOOOOO!!!!

You know, being Spiderman aint easy. Poor Peter Parker, he's always getting the proverbial s#it ripped out of him by J. Jonah Jameson. Constantly mocking his dead uncle and then laughing in his weeping face. It's a cruel world.

Jeebus, just what is going on in the world. You look around you and it's just the birds tweeting and people going about their daily business, but what lurks beneath that veneer of normalcy is the ever present threat of bad craziness.

Being a fantasy do-gooder isn't all it's cracked up to be - And you thought they all had easy lives didn't you. They have the same problems and the rest of us.

Meth. It'll do more than just damage your motivator. hit it once and if you're unlucky then BAM! You'll be turned into a trash can. Totally not worth it.

For a company that doesn't actually "Invent" anything, just glues together other people's tech, Apple sure are getting huffy about anything that looks similar to their products...

There's nothing like pranking your buddy in front of a crowd of people making sure you humiliate them & ensuring some kind of cold revenge when you least except it. Cyanide in wine always goes down a hoot at dinner parties too.

Just because you're always farting, it doesn't mean that your urine can substitute gas.

For the brothers without the money for a fitted..