Turtle Escape Fail

Classic example for this turtle of one step forward and two steps back. Sometimes in life it isn't as easy as you think to make a clean escape!

Ever been on a cruise ship before? It's enough to make you want to swear. It's got everything you could possibly want and more, but it's full of crumbly old folk. playing shuffleboard and peeing in the pool.

Einstein the highly talkative African grey parrot does a perfect impersonation of Matthew McConaughey's signature "alright, alright, alright" catchphrase. Maybe he could star in the next series of True Detective?

The poor owner sprayed for termites, refurbished his store's interior, but he forgot to buy 'fat guy on the roof' insurance.

If Jeff biked over that ramp as fast as he came up with this stunt idea, he might not be tasting his mom's lawn right now.

It used to take guts to be Batman. Now Batman just has a gut. It's not quite the same. It looks like he has turned to a life of crime to feed his love of fast food - WTF?

You know those backflips that are like, double backflips. Like a double backflip, all across the sky. We're witnessing history here, from Aaron "Wheelz" Fotheringham.

Quite possibly the best pet video of all time. It combines two of the planet's greatest things, cats chasing laser pens and bowling. We don't want to say any more because it would just sound like mindless gushing!

EPIC-EPIC-EPIC! Sometimes the music hits you, and sometimes you punch the music right back.....in the jaw! I hope, at least for this rapper, that the hits just keep on coming. OUCH!

Looking like it's definitely a contender for this year's Darwin Awards is this little gem showing you what is probably the worst way to tee off. Ever. Why (or how) his buddy did this is no one's idea. That had to hurt like HELL!

Fozzie Bear, Kermit, and the rest of the Muppets and Sesame Street stars create their own music video for the classic "Iron Lion Zion" by Bob Marley and The Wailers. Starring Fozzie Bear, and featuring appearances by Kermit the Frog and more.