Toys R Us Scooter Commercial Sounds Very NSFW

Heads will roll in the marketing department for this scooter which is called the Y Fliker but in the commercial it sounds like they're saying "wife licker"—won't somebody, please, THINK OF THE CHILDREN.

Imagine if you were a dog and you were let off your lease and you sprinted off to find the sea because you really, really wanted to go for a swim—well you don't have to because this video will do it for you.

Spider bite leaves a huge gaping hole in the side of this lady's face.. SICK-SICK-SICK! - WTF

We’ve all had our dark moments at festivals. In all fairness, they are one of the few places where questionable behaviour is acceptable. However, this chap has very little excuses. What’ll he do next? Wash his face in shit?

It's time to turn the WTF dial up to 11 & contact Mulder and Scully, because this sh#t just got REAL! Barricade the doors & board up your windows, because this thing bites & spreads a weird virus! Be afraid!

You've seen them before. They're huge groups of girls; they're unstoppable, and all they want to do is dance and text. Not sure if this is my version of a fantasy, or some sort of horror film!?

After surviving this crash, the pilots should have a hell of a tale to tell. Watch at 1:31 to see the rescue crew drop the ball.

Learning some serious yo-yo skills probably won't help you get the ladies. Mix it with magic though and, no, you're probably still going to die alone and unloved. Still, at least it's better than just regular yo-yo...

If you've seen Dan Balan's music video for Chica Boom, you were probably just as conflicted as the rest of us. It has lovely ladies but also a blown out hair sporting douchebag. This version just has the former. Thanks, internet!

Just like every boy band, these bats are just egos jostling for attention as they shake their thang to the beat of some flamenco music. Side note, the bats were filmed hanging upside down as normal, and the film flipped. 

When people dance this badly they deserve everything they get, and in Russia what they get is a explosion, right in the face. Couldn't have happened to a more deserving douchenozzle.