Too Controversial For An Ad!

When adverts are too controversial to be shown in public then they have served a purpose beyond their remit and so they end up where these have gone, the graveyard of adverts. For shame.

A photo that you can keep hold of into your old age, that you can look back on and gaze into the full majesty of your youthful prime. Unfortunately for this lot, their prime was not very majestic. Fortunately for us, it was very amusing.

What the hell would we do on a Friday night if chicks weren't invented, can you imagine? Without mammaries of mass distraction man would probably work towards world peace!?

She's a stunning Japanese bikini model sent down from the heavens to make every man drool with envy that she isn't also modeling his shirt, from the morning after a steamy night before. Hot damn !

No one can do it quite like Pamela Anderson, but these hotties give it their best try! Any of them can come rescue me and give me mouth to mouth any time!

Rule no.1 ladies: Never f#ck around with what nature has endowed you with, if you have been bestowed with ample assets then celebrate the fact that you will be gazed upon and adored like a goddess by all mankind.

More and more people are discovering the power of self-image manipulation, but faiing badly at manipulating their own image. Unless these people are able to bend time & space that is!?

I bet you were all thinking i was talking about something else, you did, didn't you? Well, you were only half-right, this is the ultimate double damsel delight. Yep, twins. Just imagine it, you will think you are seeing double perfection.

Shame on you and your dirty mind, it's nothing sexual, unless of course you love cars!?! If there is one thing Americans do well it's make 'American cars' - Yep, automobiles that look great with bling'd-out, oversized wheel rims.

'Cute Emo', isn't that some kind of surreal oxymoron, or is it? Ladies & gentlemen, i present a gaggle of Emo chicks that have to be scene to be believed, just don't ask them how ther are doing. EVER!

Ex-WWE Diva Stacy Keibler sure does look hot. Currently dating George Clooney, this chick has given up the world of piledrivers and body slams for photographers and skimpy underwear. Good call, Stacy.