Today's Shipping

Remember that carefully wrapped packaage that arrived all bent out of shape? You know what, we think it might be time to stop using shipping altogether. Just look at how they treat these items, not any f*cks were given here.

When traditional methods for political government don't work then it's time for radical measures - Hilarity ensues as the players in this mission realise they have a special member in their team! OBAMA FTW!

The only other place you'll see a neck snap that hard in boxing is on a Rock-Em Sock-Em Robots play set.

There’s… there’s something in my eye, no those aren’t tears, it’s just a bit of dirt or something. Honest. Unless your heart was ripped out and replaced with the cold, then you might find yourself getting a little emotional over this.

They might act all cute & cuddly when they want something, but cats can be total jerk-offs too. There seems to be no rhyme or reason behind why they’re doing it either, other than just the joy of being an a-hole.

Beers filling up through the bottom of the glass, what is WRONG with this picture, could it be real or maybe i've drunk one cold brew too many - WEIRD!

If you never went to college and want to know what it's like to go, it's a lot like this. It's like a montage of this and failing on tests. There's a hint of learning but it's mostly about hangovers.

This is a genius invention, a range of alcohol containers that allow you to drink as much intoxicating booze as possible and never get drunk. What's more, it even barfs up at the end of the evening so you don't feel left out.

With a Watchmen spinoff already underway despite the objections of Watchmen creator Alan Moore and the co-creator of The Avengers not getting a dime from the Avengers movie, these shenanigans aren't as unlikely as you might think.

For all the singletons out there, don't fear, you're match is out there. Someone who will match your horrible personality cuss for cuss so you don't have to live alone being all bitter and hateful. You can share the hate.

In Silicon Valley, no one can hear you scream…as your fellow IT worker from Yahoo thumps you in the neck with a swinging aggressive fist. Who knew that a bunch of geeks decided to do this?