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He's a shoe in for the role of shampoo spokesperson. All you have to do is glance at his long flowing locks and before you know it you're at the store screaming "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!" at the check out girl.
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Don't listen to those people who taunt you in the street about the fact you are a geek a a wastezoid, spending all your life in a make-believe world. When they meet a moose it will be them who will be in trouble. Epic!
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I've never really fully understood this one either. the only difference is that the material is a bit different. Lingerie is more likely to have frilly bits. Other than that they are ostensibly identical.
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Eat out! Thanks Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! You are always looking out for our kids and teaching them all the important life lessons!
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Thankfully telephone ordering has only been about for a few of the 1000's years he's been alive, but rules are rules: You can't be a jedi knight if you can't order a pizza. it's the law.
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If you think about it pulling the early shift at a hotel does have some serious advantages, you get to tidy up the carnage from the night before. Now to just drag them to the janitors closet...
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Sometimes desperate times call for desperate measures. Behold the fabled Bred Helmet. "I am wearing a helmet made of bread. Your argument is invalid." Gimli the dwarf meets Subway.
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Where the heck are the damn rocket cars?? You people in the future suck compared to what they told me it would be like!
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Do you think the time that the president decided to announce they'd killed Osama was intentional? Not because of the proximity to the mission but because he could get one over on Donald Trump.
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Alone much!? If you are feeling like you never have anyone to hang out with and keep things simple then you couldn't go wrong with this technique.
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There was a time when giant birds roamed the earth, flying about and stealing babies to feed to their young. Fortunately, giant though they were, they weren't resistant to a little firepower.
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