This Will Make You Feel OLD!

Remember that cute little TV show Tellitubbies that your kid brother/sister/YOU used to watch, can you recall the baby sun that used to shine over them? Well, prepare to feel very old my friend!

Because nothing helps to get rid of a headache like a meat truncheon enthusiastically jabbing bruises into your thighs and back.

Can it be, has the les-boy-ian decided to use his fame and charm to get his fans to bare their assets. Surely not? Either way, his clever method seems to be working great!

I'm not sure what exactly is going on here and I'm not sure I want to either.

Damn, it's a pain being told where you can and can't be...Oh wait, I'm sorry, I thought that said "No" Dogs Allowed. I was mistaken. It's cool.

Not sure what's happened here. Looks like somebody hit it and hit it hard. Not realising that was just an expression for wanting to tap a girl, rather than actually use your car to hit her.

There are so many logical fallacies and gaping plotholes that I really couldn't enjoy the Bible. I even tried the version with the unicorns in it and that was balls too. Try harder next time, God.

Where the heck are the damn rocket cars?? You people in the future suck compared to what they told me it would be like!

1,000 men is nothing. Let's see you get that number up to something a little more respectable! Sometimes advertising can give off the wrong message.

Every good invention usually started as a much more basic version. Here we give you the very first version of the Segway Personal Transporter. This one was a tad bit more basic, but also a lot less expensive!

There's just something about the arrogance it takes to wear a tee shirt like this that makes you want to rebel against the assumption that it's owner is hot. She is, but that doesn't mean she deserves the satisfaction!