This Dog Really Wants a Swim

Imagine if you were a dog and you were let off your lease and you sprinted off to find the sea because you really, really wanted to go for a swim—well you don't have to because this video will do it for you.

If you wanna make a dick out of the enemy then this is how you go about it. C4, landmines and a whole lot of patience. If you have these three things then there is no limit to the wonders you can create. EPIC.

This is Fred Crosset, a man who isn't afraid to ride a Scrambler Motorcycle across an urban landscape, casually jumping on the top of buses and riding along the roof - until the cops turn up.

Even after one thousand years, crushing a fat kid's balls with a jousting pole is still the sport of kings.

A guy goes from total baldness to full-on golden Tarzan look in literally minutes, getting a reverse haircut and beard-cut. A magic pen draws on his facial hair in this awesome stop motion animation.

It's the old age battle of Cat v Dog in a battle of modern Wii wits -- COOL

Some people love cats and get, like, sooo emotional, but so what, the real issue of the day is cheeseburgers, think of all those cheeseburgers out there without a mouth to be shovelled into.

Behold the incredible might of this custom built 4.1-liter V8 chainsaw from Down Under—it's the only chainsaw you'll ever need. Trees will topple at a mere glance of this epic beast!

Russian military cadets practice marching while singing the classic '90s dance-pop song "Barbie Girl" by the Danish-Norwegian group Aqua. It's not your usual military song, but hey, whatever helps.

"Look, guys, relax. I just want to hang out and chill. I mean, yeah, I am probably going to eat you, but that's way later."

Next time you have a ring stuck on your finger that won't come off, get someone to try this life hack and you'll never have to worry about heading to hospital to get the ring cut off ever again.