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For me, if you like in a neighborhood where you need a double barrel shotgun just to stop your television from walking out of the front door, maybe you should save the money on shells and just move somewhere nicer?

This is the Daft Punk thing all over again -- but this time, the dancer's are drunk - LOL

So you want to be a superhero, but you don't want to put the hours in chasing crims unless you've got yourself some gadgets. Well in this video you'll see how to up-cycle a junk table-saw blade, into a real life batarang.

Amuse you friends by perforating prophylactics using nothing more than the open window of a speeding car. It's genuinely impressive to watch. It's kinda like one of thoses bubble wand things but with added spermicidal lube.

Life is all about balance, too much of one thing and it collapses. Is it any surprise the chair got fed up with the demands the fat guy was placing on it and just quit?

Mashing up Breaking Bad with Downton Abbey might sound like an impossible task, but Colbert has managed it. I'm not sure exactly what Lord Grantham and his lackeys are brewing up but I bet it's good with crumpets.

This is short & sweet....Just like her! Hayden pops champagne and pours it on herself to the song by Ron Browz. Please try not to fap.

Jimmy Kimmel tackles the tricky subject of public flashing. Can you tell just from looking at someone whether they're likely to flash you their chesticles? You might be surprised by some of the results...

It looks like the saying work hard and play harder has meaning for this kid - For making this shot he won a full paid term at college so it's no wonder he absolutely loses his mind after he sees it go in.

Get you jim-jams on and get jiggy! Alright, it might make you look completely ridiculous but if you're anything like this chick you'll give it some real conviction and at least look like you MEAN it.

A man is jogging through a wooded area when he sees a bear and immediately kicks it into high gear. I think I speak for all of us watching the video when I say "Next time use a GoPro!"