The Totally Phantom Menace

If you thought the swordplay (or lightsaberplay) from Star Wars Episode 1 was pretty good, time to think again. Even with all his posturing and double bladed lightsaber, Darth Maul is a totaly pansy.

At first I really wanted something bad to happen to him, but then i realised how bad it would be if it did. Just look how fast he is going.

Ben Drew looks like he's an East End heavy who you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley, and then he sings with the voice of an angel. It's a paradox in motion. And the music sounds heavenly with this new Beats Audio technology.

It’s the 21st century, so soon we will be inviting robot slaves into our homes to help us with all those jobs we hate doing—like raising children. So meet Geebo, the family friendly robot! FAIL!

This is one way to get the attention of MI6, scrawl in giant letters on a building opposite their HQ.

Summer's in full swing, the sun is out beating down on you, you can't be assed to do anything and that includes thinking—but don't worry, you don't have to think, the internet will do all that for you.

If you've never played Sniper Elite V2 and shooting gentleman junk is a preferred past-time, you should probably buy yourself a copy. Not only is there a sweet x-ray kill cam, but you score big for testicular destruction.

Absolutely terrifying. Not the caterpillar, but the fact that a scene this bad wasn't left to rot on the cutting room floor. Still, at least it's pretty damn hilarious which makes up for it slightly...

This girl plays a ridiculously harsh prank on her terrifyingly large boyfriend. Not the kind of thing we'd try and do, but then we're not hot girls. Or are we? No we're not. But yeah, harsh prank man.

In this humorous Apple parody by College Humor, Apple's Senior VP of Design Jony Ive and CEO Tim Cook explain why they change the Macbook charging ports so effing often. The dicks.

Imitating what his owner does, the dog even gets the tune. - LOL