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The Pussy Magnet Has Arrived
Something tells me that if anyone, ever, on the entire planet turns up at a party wearing this little gem around their neck then no red-blooded male who is there will be getting laid that night. Like a BOSS!
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He may be a notorious tough guy who used to work for the KGB & now controls Russia, but he likes nothing more than to wave at animals, providing they wave back of course. If they don't, he can get real angry.
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If you're going to use one of those overly-posed, duck-faced pouting shots that are the norm for social networking sites, at least make sure your wobbly gut isn't on show to make me want to slice my eyeballs in two.
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This little cartoon will remind us all that when cussing someone's mother, it's best to check they're not suffering from any of the ailments you mock them with. And also, make sure they can't see the words you speak either.
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Everyone is losing their minds over the new Avengers films, even people who aren't actually people, like the cast of Spongebob Squarepants. Seriously though, I bet this would make a way cooler movie...
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If you were bored at home & posted an update to your FB account that if you got 300 likes you'd go into school the next day dressed in a dress (boys only) with full make-up, would have the balls to actually do it?
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What more could you possibly want from a plastic figurine, i can see hours of fun ahead. It comes with six ferral looking cats & features "die alone" action and "insane ramblings" voice effects!
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So you feeling hungry then? We can sort that for you with a tasty Chineese egg - In Dongyang City, locals eat the seasonal "virgin egg" boiled in the urine of virgin boys - OM NOM UGGH!
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So, this guy's life just happens to be in mortal danger, so what do you do? Panic? Scream? Weep for forgiveness from a dead god? Or do you jot it all down in your diary for posterity?
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Also, if you show me a kindness and stroke me for a while on your lap i will perforate your thighs with my razor sharp claws. Because I am a cat. And all cats are complete and total b*stards.
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Something tells me this poor pussy's 9 lives are about to run out very quickly - Awwww :(
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