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The Pussy Magnet Has Arrived
Something tells me that if anyone, ever, on the entire planet turns up at a party wearing this little gem around their neck then no red-blooded male who is there will be getting laid that night. Like a BOSS!
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Isn't it funny that when someone comes up with a great idea that it's the exact moment that someone else see a way to totally improve. I'd definitely wait for the V2 model :)
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We laugh because it's funny, we laugh because it's true. You can only imagine the number of greasy-haired pedervs that have to confront each other's sweat-beaded face when trying to entrap young kids. Maybe like 5 or so.
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They should put this in the Oxford English Dictionary under the word desperation. Dog will do anything for a tasty treat, this one will even lick carpet.
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It doesn't really get much more awesome than a homemade beer brewing Bender. So stop what you were going to do today, put it to one side, and set about building one of these instead. NOW!
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You can't blame the wiener for looking as happy as it does, and slathering at the prospect of what it could do to this beauty. My wiener had exactly the same reaction when I saw this slim looking honey in tiny shorts and top.
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You can't really make fun of China anymore when your own country is doing the exact same thing. Still at least we can mock their human rights record and hope they don't mention Abu Ghraib...
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You can just imagine the sky-shattering cry erupting from this little dude's lungs. Give him another year and he'll be head first in the mosh pit breaking people's noses and smashing their skulls with the power of Beelzebub.
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Ladies, so you are meeting up with your boyfriend later on and you txt him a message to let him know what to expect that evening...BUT...You txt your dad by mistake. Never assume you can pull the wool over his eyes. FAIL!
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I dunno, he kinda looks like a cock-smoking, noob-tubing faggot to me. If he's sitting in front of an xbox with a headset on, he's obviously just asking to be verbally abused...
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Looks like Barbie has checked into a Hollywood plastic-plastic surgeon as some comparison shots from the 90's to present day show. Problem is she was pretty much all plastic to begin with!
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