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The Pussy Magnet Has Arrived
Something tells me that if anyone, ever, on the entire planet turns up at a party wearing this little gem around their neck then no red-blooded male who is there will be getting laid that night. Like a BOSS!
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No matter how many exams you have or how they are scheduled, there will always be people who finish before you and are willing to rub it in by hanging out in the sunshine and posting carefree updates to Facebook.
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The horror, the horror of it all. It's a txt message that every sibling has nightmares about, being thrown out of the family home by your mother.... But wait!... This takes a turn for the surreal!
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Pool diving is a very weird sport, these guys look like it's either their first night in prison or they've got a bad case of massive bowel discharge. Either way i wouldn't like to be there to inspect the outcome.
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An adult should be able to make their own choices, but giving a child myth is tragic and negligent. Just remember kids, religion is for silly grown-ups and can end in death!
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GTA taught me well, like hookers are free if you kill them & if you ever get shot in the head doctors should be able to clean that shit up in no time at all. Also, to avoid the police, just lock your bedroom door
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Hanging out with the cool kids. It's something that everyone wishes they could do but statistically very few will ever achieve. You'll probably end up hanging out with a bunch of flid-handed weirdos.
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Wow! What a nice tight perfect butt! Someone please comment and tell us who this hottie newscaster is!
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If social networking was a thing back in the 1940s, this sort of thing would have totally happened. I wouldn't have known as I'd be to busy face-stalking Marilyn Monroe...
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Even superheroes are feeling the burn in these austere times, and it just sickens me to the bat teeth. Gone are the days when the Batman would pimp it out in his turbo-charged vehicle. Dark knight days, indeed.
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Don't be fooled that by the mere fact that you are submerged under the water that there is not a chance of escaping the gaze of a cat intently watching you. It just ain't true!
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