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The Pussy Magnet Has Arrived
Something tells me that if anyone, ever, on the entire planet turns up at a party wearing this little gem around their neck then no red-blooded male who is there will be getting laid that night. Like a BOSS!
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As if the world wasn't terrifying enough, imagine if a giant robot controlled by the mind of a dog was a weapon the world had to contend with. Maybe it could've been tamed with a Tyrannosaurus's leg bone or something.
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Hitler is referenced so much they really should start using this scale in politics. Early adopters could possibly be Glenn Beck as everything on that show is already compared to the Nazi’s anyhow.
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So what does this mean? What kind of inside code could "wash hands" be? I heard it could be something drug related, but I can't be sure.
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You never know when a plague will ravage the land and the dead suddenly become the 'undead', rise up out of the ground and go of in search of your brain in order to crave their eternal hunger. Always good to be prepared!
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It's pleasing to see the youth of today taking global warming seriously. Good on you, being kind to mother na....oh, wait. Turns out you're a total douche instead. Well done.
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For a female, there's nothing worse than the moment that you turn up at a party only to see someone in the same dress. For a man in the same situation it really doesn't seem to apply!?
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Be warned, the art of correcting other people's spelling and grammar can have devastating effects on your love-life. This is how Grammar Nazism turns into forever alone-ism.
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Ever loved your electrical gadget so much you could eat it? Well now you can! You've heard how the Scottish like a deep friend Mars bar, right? Well, this is the next step. OM NOM NOM!!!
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Jeebus, just what is going on in the world. You look around you and it's just the birds tweeting and people going about their daily business, but what lurks beneath that veneer of normalcy is the ever present threat of bad craziness.
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Hanging out with the cool kids. It's something that everyone wishes they could do but statistically very few will ever achieve. You'll probably end up hanging out with a bunch of flid-handed weirdos.
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