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The Pussy Magnet Has Arrived
Something tells me that if anyone, ever, on the entire planet turns up at a party wearing this little gem around their neck then no red-blooded male who is there will be getting laid that night. Like a BOSS!
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If you've ever had support for PETA then you won't after reading this damning indictment of them. They sound like a bunch of psychotic terrorists who don't so much value the lives of animals as are completely insane.
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With recent events gun laws have come into question. Once Barack is done amending them he can try and get Brie legalised again? Perhaps?
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Well, what else has this queen of tubby got to obsess over. Oh yeah, that's right, the buckets of chicken she devours like a lard hungry grease-vampire. At least Edward could feed on her for months!
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This takes the concept of an overly attached girlfriend to a whole new level. Also, why the hell did she choose that font? It's butters, yo.
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She's recently been on the interwebs looking nervous about signing a fan's picture of her getting out of a car exposing her pussy. Well now we finally get to see what alll the fuss is about - Awwww!
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Surf's up dooood! Go grab your submarine and let's tackle some gnarly waves, you bodacious seaman. Like, using surfboards is just so 1977, it's all about the nuclear submarines these days.
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It's a lot less gritty than Breaking Bad. Essentially it's about two guys with nothing to lose who start making wholemeal loaves in a portable bakery.
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It'll turn you from a llama into a teen heart throb, but no guy will ever respect you and your career will most likely be over before it began. That's what you get for using a 4 bladed razer I guess...
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Obviously, for some(?) people this must happen every day, but for the normal cat community an image like this is definitely residing in the 'WTF' zone!?! I wonder what he wants as a reward?
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Ones does not simply walk into Mordor. First you need to go get yourself a nice big sun-hat and a couple of thousand gallons of the strongest sunblock money can buy. Otherwise you'll end up looking like jerky.
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