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The Pussy Magnet Has Arrived
Something tells me that if anyone, ever, on the entire planet turns up at a party wearing this little gem around their neck then no red-blooded male who is there will be getting laid that night. Like a BOSS!
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Ok, when something like this appears in Shrek we all smile and think it's the sweetest thing - But REAL LIFE!!! - That's another thing entirely - OMG!
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So, you've made a decision to abstain from sexual relations with the opposite sex and you seem to be doing pretty well with it all. That was before the summer arrived and you hit the beach. You are now doomed to FAIL!
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And there you all were thinking that they just grew from seed and needed plenty of water and sunshine to make them grow, how wrong you all were! I don't think I'll ever look at watermelon the same way again.
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If you've got someone who just won't leave you along, even though you said it was over months ago and they keep stalking you both on and offline, then this is a fail safe way to get them to leave you the hell alone.
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Step up a Mr. George Mauer, the ginga love ninja with a pedo grin that would scare off Pedo Bear. Let's hope this sign sees him being harassed forever until he dies his hair a colour that doesn't resemble urine.
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Now this is a real toughie to resist, how could you not want to click such an innocent application that has suddenly appeared on your desktop? Strange, it looks like the same one i clicked to win $100K last week!?
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Thats the trouble with being a cat, it's a solitary life when you are out in the wild, stalking potential snacks and making sure the neighbourhood dog is terrified of you. You start to get slightly paranoid.
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Wearing cicadas on your head isn't normal...but on Japan it is. Oh well, i guess if you look at it another way you now have something that is guaranteed to eat any headlice you might have had!?
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The Joker acts all badass and that, but if you really want to know how he got those red scars at the side of his mouth, the truth is far from badass. Although that might've been what he got next.
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Normally we have endless "How to get a girlfriend' posts, but now the tables have been turned. Ladies, if you want a man try doing this, guys just adore a portable table to rest their drinks on while driving :)
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