The Next Big Thing Is Here

Samsung are obviously still bitter from their courtroom ass whooping and have decided to take a satirical swipe at the cult of Apple. They make some valid points, but seriously folks, it's only a fecking telephone. Get a grip.

After watching this video I'm still not 100% clear on what toroidal vortices are but there's one thing I do know for sure. Dolphins are freaking awesome. Blowing air bubble rings, chasing them then eating them = awesome.

While filming a batting practice a home run shot is hit towards this guy and he manages to keep the camera focused on the ball while catching it. Total skillz!

And he'll do just about anything to ensure that you do. He'd prefer you vote for Obama, but the really important thing is there you get in there and vote. I'm going to vote for Ron Paul, whether he's running or not.

Do you love Futurama but hate things that are animated? Well now you can enjoy the full glory of Futurama's opening sequence without the animation that irks you, thanks to a live action version created to advertise the series.

Having a summer garden party or BBQ soon? Would your event benefit from Mariachi Doritos raising the roof with classic pop trax? Doritos have just announced the launch of its ‘For Fun Add A Little Mexican’ campaign.

So your son’s on Xbox Live and you want him to come down and eat his dinner, but we all know it’s not as easy as just asking. As a responsible adult the best thing you can do is to shriek at him as loud as possible. Win.

Most of the wedding party was getting annoyed with this crazy chick but she sealed the deal when she started dancing with this pole. It eneded with the most amusing FAIL ever!

If you didn't watch the trailer for the Spiderman reboot with a strange sense of deja vu then you've probably got a real short memory span. Either way, there's plenty of material here for Screen Junkies to mock.

Everybody's favourite nerd hun, Ms Munn, auditions for that famous female part, she may have a terrible British accent and worse acting skills than Roger Moore, but that catsuit is hawt!

Got bumped trying to buy some crack rocks? Better find the nearest cop and explain your plight. The honesty and stupidity of some people is truly overwhelming. Welcome to America. Land of the confused policeman.