The Kraken

Holy hell that's a scary looking swell. There's no way you would catch me on a surfboard while some horrifying, tentacled sea monster is on the loose, looking for a fleshy meat flavoured snack...

You have here a selection of women of all different nationalities, from Sweden, Japan, USA to the far east -- all the beautiful colours of womankind is here on display, but can you spot the odd one out? Look closely now.

This is a tricky one, because if you answer yes then you risk losing the very life you treasure so much. But if you say no, then you lose the very ninja you treasure so much. Hmmm...

Does his future self abusing his younger self cause him to become a pedo, or is it just some convoluted form of time-travel fapping? Great Scott, indeed.

With summer approaching it means Hollywood bring out the big guns and the effects-laden action movies to try and get everyone out of the sun and into a darkened cinema. But you know you'll just illegally download them instead.

The annoying as hell little helper has broken out of his computer bounds and is spreading his helpfulness in the real world!

Let's see if you can predict the outcome of this contest Paul!

There's some great advice right there..

Lady Gaga's influence spreads from tweens who haven't heard of madonna and makes the curious leap straight to science nerds.

Ba Duh Buh Buh Buh... I'm luggin it.. EW

And aren't women the ones who always yell at men for calling them breasts when there is only one breast!?