The Horniest Man in Show Business

Let's see Charlie Sheen try and do that, with out jizzing all over the place and making a crap tv show about it. Slight rant but you know what the deal is.

This is WEIRD! If you want a cigarette lit or a BBQ started and you want it done in style, you better talk to this guy. It may take him a few minutes to get his oral inferno all fired up but it's well worth the wait.

The Tigers are now 1 and 0 against the Associated Press. Proof that being a mascot can be fun!

It’s 25 years since the Beastie Boys released “Licensed to Ill” and now they’re making a film about that fateful time, starring so many Hollywood celebs they must be attempting to break some kind of cameo world record.

Russell Brand is no stranger to playing pranks over the phone, so he’s more than game when Graham Norton challenges him to phone a sex line pretending to be Aladdin. Queue lots of oo-er missus jokes.

Hey McFly, you bozo! Those snowmobiles don't work on water! Unless you've got power!

The 1998 Ford Expedition, what a car! I bet they won't sell many after potential customers see this though! Don't worry, three of those people were crash-test dummies.

Classic reaction by this baby bear cub when he looks up only to realize a lion is less than 6 inches from him.

Watch with depressing sadness as poor Eileen, who just wanted to show off her new perm, is instead ridiculed by her supposed class mates by calling her a — wait for it — black person, who’s then so insulted she can barely live.

Are you a half full, or totally empty kinda giu? It looks like the water park isn't quite open for business yet. They're still in the process of filling the pools with complete idiots. WTF!?!

Something tells me this might not be the real Superman. He's not wearing his usual spandex and he's not speaking English. Still, it's a pretty good party trick and this guy really commits to the role.