The Expendables Musical

The old and prematurely balding cast of the Expendables get tuneful in this awesome but woefully brief mashup of the movie with a musical theatre tilt. The solo from Jet Li is freaking hilarious.

If watching a mans facial expressions change as he fires a high pressure jet of water at his anus is your particular fetish, I have some good news. If not, it's pretty amusing viewing anyway, so get watching. It's not weird at all.

They call him Andy. Sketchy Andy. They call him this because, well, he’s kinda sketchy. If performing death defying stunts with blatant disregard for your own safety was an Olympic sport, this guy would be bringing home the gold.

Eating celery when you could be pounding super hot wings and jagerbombs is quite possibly the gayest thing ever!!! Well that is unless to mock you pretend to suck off a stick of celery then make out with one of your friends.

Sometimes all your best thought out plans go top FAIL! Slipping, falling, and then running away was the only way this dude was able to maintain the element of surprise with this prank.

Don't feel bad for him. He knows street urchins go in a separate bin!

Ok, so we lied a bit, it's not strictly parkour, this guy's professional title is actually a Tosser so, close enough. He's a Frenchman who throws cats around in his spare time. Yes, he's a bit of a pussy.

Dear Oracle: today I learned that the best friends are the ones who drop by when you least expect it, and save you from a head-on semi truck collision. Also, I have a sneaking suspicion that Rainbow Dash is The One...

Skaters failing is always good fun to watch, but skateboarders falling in slow-mo is just the best. Stare in amazement as they fall over backwards onto their ass. Smile broadly as they fly off a railing and end up injuring their pride.

This kid comes down on his nuts after trying to jump a flight of stairs and takes running.

I didn't even know that hand dancing was a thing that people did. Turns out some people are so good that others will add CGI effects to them making the whole thing look even cooler. The More You Know!