The Best! Present! EVER!

We all remember that feeling when you were a kid on Christmas morning and you unwrap the gift of your dreams. Well that's exactly what happens to these grown ups when they unwrap a Samsung Quantum dot SUHD TV.

They say that patience is always rewarded, but this is harsh! Poor dude spends six hours constructing a wooden rail in his driveway and on his very first attempt he goes down for the count with a nutshot - OUCH!

Karma responds quickly to this kick with a head shot to the face.

This kid tries to join the on-field celebration before getting yanked off by his dad. Now his dad is probably going to ground him: 'You can't leave your wheelchair for two weeks!'

A kid captures a husband and wife crashing their personal helicopter in Tacoma, Washington over the weekend. Fortunately, both survived the accident with only minor injuries.

I've seen some dumb things in my time but this stunt was doomed to failure from the outset. Still it's waay better to watch someone else attempt this than ever trying it out for yourself - OUCH!

So your son’s on Xbox Live and you want him to come down and eat his dinner, but we all know it’s not as easy as just asking. As a responsible adult the best thing you can do is to shriek at him as loud as possible. Win.

We all like adding fuel to the Internet Hate Machine, it helps us feel better about our pathetic shitty lives you bunch of sperm-munching, basement-dwelling moon-faced rat vaginas.

Doesn't seem like anything will keep this guy from giving up on performing a hand stand on the back of his car until he slams through his rear windshield.

His real axe to grind is with Twitter. He abhors it, calling it a “state surveillance agency staffed by gullible volunteers… a Stasi for the Angry Birds generation.” Nailed it.

One of the greatest figures of the New German Cinema cracks open his copy of Where's Waldo and wonders aloud about the location of the elusive red and white striped traveler. I think he might be reading too much into it...