Tetris - Adult Edition

If you've ever managed to get 3 saucepans, a pyrex dish, two mixing bowls and a full compliment of crockery into a dishwasher, you are a gaming GOD.

If you've ever had support for PETA then you won't after reading this damning indictment of them. They sound like a bunch of psychotic terrorists who don't so much value the lives of animals as are completely insane.

What more could you possibly want from a plastic figurine, i can see hours of fun ahead. It comes with six ferral looking cats & features "die alone" action and "insane ramblings" voice effects!

Because it's an iceberg lettuce. Get it? Iceberg. Titanic? Well it made me laugh...

Ah, this explains everything! Don't worry Mark, I'm sure special guest starring in cartoons and at Sci-Fi conventions will make just as much money!

If social networking was a thing back in the 1940s, this sort of thing would have totally happened. I wouldn't have known as I'd be to busy face-stalking Marilyn Monroe...

The joys of riding a motorcycle, the open road, no safety requirements and a powerful beast between your legs and all the power you could ever need. Just don't go fast!

All you need to complete the illusion is go around telling people how incredibly rich and talented you are without pausing to take breath until they shoot you.

The duckface is quite simply the most annoying facial expression that humanity can achieve and seing it constantly all over facebook and the like just makes it worse. God knows why anyone would want it inked...

The great thing about this is that if anyone complains, you can just blame it on the Alzheimer's

Prepare to get your geek on and then some as this takes your through the alphabet of comic book superheroes and sci-fi legends. It's epic and nerdy, it's epically nerdy. Don't pretend you don't love it.