THE HORROR!

Oh lawd. Two things that should never be seen together have actually been combined. Intentionally. What fresh hell is this? SOCKS AND SANDALS!? NOOOOO!!!!

We all know someone like this, at parties, conventions, school and everywhere else where people socialize he sits....ALONE. Study him carefully coz he's probably gonna come and kill you real soon!

Take a look at this analogy from 'I Am Legend' and it will slowly damn on you that females are far more dangerous than a large city filled with zombie-like creatures who want to kill you. Plus they steal all your favourite food.

It's a wild snorlax and I think it may be trying to eat him, get that man a strong pint of espresso and a flamethrower. Everyone else stand back, any sudden movement could excite it & then everyone in the room'll be in trouble.

So what type of personality are you? It's one of those meaningless questions that marketers ask just so they can't put something on their stupid questionnaires. So the next time someone asks you, answer like this.

NO, she's not a test pilot in a broom factory, but someone who can still wield a broom into the air without using her hands. Fear her!

Back in the days before the interwebs and email everyone had to send their message via snail mail, I've been told. How the heck did that ever work??

They're not all hot. Some of them are actually physically repellant. But through an Xbox Live headset they all sound thoroughly heaven-sent.

Now that Steve Jobs is out the way, every tech company in the world is bringing out the big guns and Sony have produced this pocket Vaio. But forget about the machine, just check out those fine rumps.

If you're a fan of internetisms then this is the shirt for you. It features all the usual suspects on the front, a Reservoir Dogs theme and even a surprise waiting for you on the back. Awesome.

Something that acts do so frequently that it's amazing that it still gets a cheer. Maybe it would only get a muted mumble of appreciation if you couldn't get drunk at gigs though...