Swimming Cat Is Swimming

This feline has taken to the sea like a fish to water, more evidence of their world domination plans. This little guy seems happy as a pig in poop, paddling around while his owners catch him some dinner.

Having the wife decide on a ridiculous name for your first born is a bitter pill to swallow. Especially if the name is both ugly and hilarious. Still, take a big swig of delicious beverage and console yourself.

Sometimes things really have to be seen to be believed. this is one of those times. Could two grown-men giggling and jumping up and down on a seesaw get any more embarrassing? I'm so glad you asked.

OM NOM NOM. If you thought shredding machines were just for paper I've got some news for you. Some crazy genius has gone and made one that will devour a refrigerator whole.

I guess he knows what he's talking about and is obviously a big fan of ice cream but there must be a way for him to enjoy it without coming over like such a weird creeper? Surely?

This is incredible. Andrew Walker has got a bit of a hop in his step doesn't he? And he enjoys sitting on peoples shoulders.

This big cat has blown his chance so spectacularly that even a nearby squirrel was forced to drop his meal and walk off in disgust. At least the cat will have something that he can have a nibble on...

An enterprising ad agency swaps animals for middle aged men. I wonder if it would work the other way around? Goatse with a giraffe? Lemon Party with 3 elephants? The possibilities are endless!

There are certain things you should do on a first date and certain things you shouldn't. squeezing out a silence piercing trouser trumpet solo falls into the latter category. Here's hoping he didn't hear it.

This woman is hating on Stephen King, which is ironic really because she looks like something Stephen King might've created in one of his novels, something that came from hell. But that's Twilight fans for you.

Tough couple days for break dancers...this guy has a little too much weight to complete his flip, and he ends up lights out on the floor.