Suspicious Quotation Marks!

So what does this mean? What kind of inside code could "wash hands" be? I heard it could be something drug related, but I can't be sure.

You know what, i reckon George Orwell onto something when he wrote his classic novel 1984? Is LOLspeak the new Newspeak? Sport in 5... It's almost too scary to contemplate :(

They begin to learn at such a young age..

You gotta hand it to this little guy, he sure knows how to handle the ladies. The only possible improvement to this picture would be if the girls were hover-handing him!

Looks like Barbie has checked into a Hollywood plastic-plastic surgeon as some comparison shots from the 90's to present day show. Problem is she was pretty much all plastic to begin with!

Damn, it's a pain being told where you can and can't be...Oh wait, I'm sorry, I thought that said "No" Dogs Allowed. I was mistaken. It's cool.

It's a devastating travesty that we all suffer with every single evening. Won't someone do something?! It's so, so sad....*WAIT! Who uses a desktop computer anymore anyway?

He's cooler than a cucumber in a freezer and has a meeow that chicks go wild for. Forget Jim Morrison, this is the cat we all want to be like when we grow up!

And from today's WTF? category we bring you a canine frightened by scary image on a TV that's not even plugged in. Or perhaps he's just afraid of Jewish singers pretending to be black.

Now this is a real toughie to resist, how could you not want to click such an innocent application that has suddenly appeared on your desktop? Strange, it looks like the same one i clicked to win $100K last week!?

If you dive into the murky depth of the ocean in search of thrills and adventure you might just find it! Problem is it might be waay bigger than you and in the mood for a tasty human snack.