Street Fight Karate Kick Chick

In a fight, never underestimate your opponent. You never know what they might have up their sleeve, or down her trousers - This chick is dangerous - she's cute & deadly!

I really don't think i could of ever made it through basic training. By the second 'Aye Sir' I would have been like 'Listen, figure out how you want me to hold this gun, then get back to me.' - It wouldn't have ended well.

Meet Ed Sheeran, he’s ginger but do let that put you off. Here he is, trying to get over his ex-girlfriend by getting drunk with a cat - Remember. Never let your cat get drunk because they are a mean drunk.

The filmmakers have called this "an analog film for the digital world." Isn't that sweet? What are they, Luddites? Get with the motherboard! We want to see augmented reality video-game real world metanarrative hybrids!

When all else fails, the only recourse is to sound the conch and gather together this elite team...

It has the classic slasher horror set-up, the seemingly helpless female home alone in her underwear, a crazed knife-wielding maniac stalking her trying to break into her house, but then...oh my God ...it's... it's... Neeeeeyaaaargh!

Pokemon are off the f#cking chain, mofos! This badass biatch ass gangster dude can’t get enough of his Pokemon, the real street heroes. Best we don’t mention to him that it’s for kids!?

There are times when only a 'big ass' tow truck will do. This is one of those times. Not quite sure if this is the technical term for a tow truck of this size, but hey, it works for me.

Why does this guy keep brushing his teeth? He should've never opened his big mouth in the first place...

She a hot girl and looking for a guy. Do you want to take your chances?

This year Wimbledon 2011 is going to be a little bit special, For the first time the Championships will be aired live - in 3D - at cinemas all across the globe, you'll be ducking to avoid the balls as they emerge from the screen.