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Still Overcompensating
If you're using a smart car as a weiner extension then it sucks to be you. not only do you drive a seriously lame automobile but you're love truncheon must be roughly the size of a cocktail sausage.
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I initially thought this was a typo or the result of someone in a back room somewhere playing a prank. If it is for real though, that's pretty harsh...
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Ah the mushroom. Always a drag. Unless of course it's a purple ringer, then it's all fun and games!
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While the internet is a great giver, it can also be a taker away. Take this situation for example, this guy's uber stamina should be something that his girlfriend celebrates, instead pr0n, for once, has let him down.
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Well it now official. The new Twilight movie has been proven capable of boring men to death. Apparently this phenomenon only effect men, so you old cougars out there are free to go drool over your little heart-throb teens!
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I'm really not sure what's going on here, i mean, it looks like the trainer has brought him his favourite pudding and everything? There's no pleasing some animals!
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This serves as a reminder never to let your big brother help you build your train set. Seriously, he has an ulterior motive and will probably post pics of you and the Wiener Express on facebook.
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It's chock full of plenty of protein to keep your hair healthy and shiny! If you run out, I'll be happy to give you some of mine!
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Well, what else has this queen of tubby got to obsess over. Oh yeah, that's right, the buckets of chicken she devours like a lard hungry grease-vampire. At least Edward could feed on her for months!
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If you are engaged in office warfare and you're looking for something that will end the war once and for all, here it is. I call it the cubicle nuke. Enjoy.
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An adult should be able to make their own choices, but giving a child myth is tragic and negligent. Just remember kids, religion is for silly grown-ups and can end in death!
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