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Still Overcompensating
If you're using a smart car as a weiner extension then it sucks to be you. not only do you drive a seriously lame automobile but you're love truncheon must be roughly the size of a cocktail sausage.
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When Chuck Norris plays ches he plays to win. Don't even begin to think about challenging him because you will lose before you have even moved the first piece. And don't even think about asking Chuck if that's a legal move.
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Amazon has just confirmed what we have always known. Take the hint people, get off WoW and get a life!
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If you're being bullied at school and want a surefire way to make it stop immediately, Steven Fry has some pretty damn good advice. The man is a freaking genius.
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I just hope like hell there's at least a gas station or two along the way, this could be a very long trip!
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So there's three fine looking girls to choose from. The decision on which one to go for is made a little easier by this simple observation...."NONE OF THEM FOOL!" - Always check age fist instead of limber limbs.
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Being an atheist's pretty cool, you can laugh at religious people and do what the hell you like without any superstitious fear of divine retribution. But then when you die, it's a bit of a bummer.
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Jay-Z’s life problems probably relate to his record label, or if the next festival he’s playing at will provide the correct towels for his dressing room. But never did he think it would link to the intergalactic heights of Star Trek.
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Something tells me this is how Clyde started out when he was young, back in the days before Right Turn made him popular.
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One of the music-world's most enduring images has always been shrouded in mystery, WHO was holding the fishing rod with the $$$ bait? Why it took so long for the internet to make this image I don't know.
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Because it's only ever one, never both. One of them will go weird, lose all bass notes & shed it's rubber sheath on a regular basis while the other one will be found, fully functional by archaeologists in the year 4117.
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