Slinky On A Treadmill

It feels like some kind of artsy metaphor for life. Like it's part of some art college dropout's dissertation on the futility of existence as expressed through the medium of toys & sports equipment. Cool though.

The votes are in and we have ourselves a winner!.. Camgirl Emi here has the cure for what ails the beauty pageant circuit these days. Miss America was never as Nawty!

You'd have to be nuts to turn down a good keg stand. Welcome back to college, everybody!

That's something you don't see everyday.. LOL

Even God is marvelling at this, slack-jawed and wide-eyed, he knows his time is up. He's hanging up his superbeing coat made from soul dust and he's relenting to the quantum world. Do you know what this means? Hoverboards.

After watching Kick-Ass I worry that every girl in pig tails is gonna attack everyone on sight. But the little girl in this is SO cute they'd probably just go along with it - Witness AWESOME!

Rapping newscaster Robert Foster cuts straight through all the hype and bullsh#t surrounding the KONY 2012 video campaign with his linguistic talents. Special guest star: Carl Weathers. LOL!

These alcoholics must've remained sober long enough to create this epic beer bottle domino setup, which is just as much fun as drinking all that beer must've been—but without the hangover.

This guy pranks workers at his local Target by going over there and chugging windex straight off the shelves. Probably best not to try this on yourself, unless you like having bright blue pee.

Sometimes god looks down on us mere mortals and decides "today is not a good day to die!" This bike rider hardly even notices how lucky he is and continues to ride on as if nothing happened.

This is an “Award-Winning Mockumentary about the Deaf Man with the Midas Touch”. And it most certainly is, as it follows the life and times of a deaf adult film star who’s so good with his hands he can conduct a woman to orgasm.