Sh#t Nobody Says

There are more of these videos cropping up every minute. This is one of the better ones. It has nothing to do with stuff that chicks say and instead lists thinks that nobody on the planet says. EVER.

Some people go to extreme measures for birth control - You know sex is gonna be good when the condoms you use pass this test.. - LOL

We all remember that interview where the crazy warlock ranted about his tiger blood and 7G rocks? Well, here’s the unedited version of it and Charlie is *ding* off the *ding* chain *ding*.

If you ever thought that the movie UP was great but it needed way more explosions in it, than you need look no further than this re-edited version which brings some Bayhem to the world of Carl and Russell.

It can always be a difficult time but i'm sure the father wasn't expecting that reply - OMG¬

A very professionally arranged Public Service Announcement to help prepare you for when you come up against one of these menaces in your life!

If you are an athlete then 'Fail' is definitely gonna end in FAIL! This chick trips over the top of a hurdle then follows with a perfect faceplant into the track.

A buzzard keeps flying in and out of the spinning blades on a wind turbine until he gets his wing clipped and ends up slamming into the ground.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the internet, the harbinger of the death of pop music releases another single to make you want to slice off your ears with a broken CD before destroying your music collection.

This job sucks on a good day but these two guys are suddenly caught up in 49mph winds that slam them around for over 30 minutes until they are rescued.

In Russia you don't illegally park your car, traffic wardens park it for you - It's like playing one of those crane games, but instead of winning a stuffed animal or a crappy watch you get a slightly damaged new car!