She's A Keeper

I think it's pretty obvious that if you are lucky enough to bag one of these two, they're definitely a keeper. I mean, what better place to keep a nice cold beer handy could you possibly think of?

There was a time when giant birds roamed the earth, flying about and stealing babies to feed to their young. Fortunately, giant though they were, they weren't resistant to a little firepower.

Everyone has completely lost their mind about The Avengers. Especially the guy who made this tee as he seems to think that the Na'Vi and Spiderman were in it. They're obviously saving that for the sequel...

It's true, you can have too much of a good thing, i know that because i saw it on the interwebs, and here it is! Looks like LOLcat has been eating too many of his own laughs!

If the zoo you're visitng claims to have a tiger but all it has is one of these, you should totally go and get your money back. That's false advertising, that is.

A new magazine for women, that is totally not like all those over magazines that go on about boyfriends and your insecurities and loads of other rubbish that turns you into a gibbering tard. Oh wait, yes it is.

So, this guy's life just happens to be in mortal danger, so what do you do? Panic? Scream? Weep for forgiveness from a dead god? Or do you jot it all down in your diary for posterity?

If Jack was as bad at drawing as I am at Draw Something that car would never have gotten a sweaty back seat. On the upside he might have survived the boat going belly up, without a babe to hog his driftwood...

I'm sure mommy was just THRILLED when the girls brought these kittens home - LOL

Just because you're always farting, it doesn't mean that your urine can substitute gas.

Sure, if you live in a fictional movie land of faries and happy endings then Valentines day was just the best thing ever! However, if you live in the real world it's slightly different :(