Shark Swims Ashore in New Jersey

Are they sure this is on a Jersey shore? Shouldn't the shark be orange, annoying, and nearing the end of his fifteen minutes of fame?

Taylor Swift’s music never sounded so good, as Samuel L sings his version of her hit “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together”. Perhaps “sing” is too strong a word here - Still, it beats listening to the original.

With the right household items and just the correct application of limited braincells, this ordinary bottle becomes a face-seeking missile - I guess it's a good way for kids to learn - LMAO!

If there's one thing that sticks in your memory abour Road House it's that there was a lot of face violence. Faces being kicked, faces being punched. Here's a handy compilation of all of the face punches. Enjoy!

If the Dollar Menu just ain't swag enough, there are alternatives. Namely lobster nuggets dunked in curry sauce and wagyu steak burgers all washed down with mouthfuls of Cristal straight from the bottle.

A company called Reliable Crane Service raises their boom to the back of a house but as they try to lift a tree the entire truck crashes through this guys living room.

I'll tell you one thing for damn sure. I wouldn't mess with this dude's fingers. They look pretty ferocious, like they've been waxing old cars and painting some Mr. Miyagi's fences. He still can't break a wafer tho. LOL!

I can see this really catching on for actual players making base runs - Listen closely for the electrical taser sound right before he hits the grass. Were they really too fat and lazy to just tackle him?

Enjoy a trouser-soiling trip on a badass Japanese rollercoaster from the comfort of your computer screen. If you don't feel the slightest bit of vertigo when the cart is teetering on the edge of it's decent, you are not human.

This guy is way cooler than the Dos Equis guy by a long shot! And where the hell do I get one of these tiny giraffes from??

It seems that the days of unlimited chicks dancing alone in their bedroom is coming to an end. They are either snapped up by fee-paying websites or busted by parents, but not this cutie.