Sexy Girl Valentines Surprise

Roses are red, violets are blue...if I were the hot babe walking into this bedroom, I'd be surprised too!

If you're not excited about the latest movie in the Alien series then it's probably because you haven't watched this trailer yet. If you've seen it and still don't have a bonor, consult with your doctor immediately.

Remember. Always expect the unexpected. Face-down in a stack of donuts. I think that's how he'd always dreamed of going out. This was the last thing i expected to happen.

And you thought February had got away with it, but no, here is the roundup of all the people who had a bad month. Will the internet ever get tired of seeing people fall over and injure themselves? No, no it won’t.

If you thought there was any chance that jumping off this exercise ball wouldn't end in utter failure for this cat, you don't watch many internet videos.

It doesn't really get more 'Murica, f*ck yeah!' then a guy cooking bacon on the barrel of his M16 machine gun, which usually takes about three minutes of shooting to cook it through to perfection.

Drugs are bad, m'kay? One German guy proves that having Frank the Bunny ride shotgun isn't the best way to get around town

Want the perfect snap of yourself ? Then you are going to need very special skills my friend...

It's not surprising that Thom Yorke shoots the littlest lesbian. After all, he must be pretty jealous about all the attention Bieber's getting. Thom's tried dancing to pop music to get noticed but it hasn't quite worked.

A rental van's dash cam catches a high quality head on collision in Japan.

It's a classic case of '4 wheels good, 2 wheels BAD!' - A MotoGP racers motorcycle stalls at the green light and two guys slam into him at high speeds.