Scumbag YouTube

As if selling placements on the recommended videos panel wasn't bad enough, the geniuses behind YouTube have cleverly programmed it to recommend every single video except the one you want, the closer the better!

Pedo Bear cares more about your kids than you and me combined! And to be honest, I kind of padded the me column a little just out of courtesy.

In a world gone mad with a demand for films about people joined at the butt, the latest viral Marketing campaign for 'Human Centipede 2' is getting out of hand.

Even superheroes are feeling the burn in these austere times, and it just sickens me to the bat teeth. Gone are the days when the Batman would pimp it out in his turbo-charged vehicle. Dark knight days, indeed.

Well, that just about covers everyone - WTF?

Sometimes it's best not to delve too deeply into your dreams, otherwise it might unearth things that, while remaining un-answerable, will completely do your head in - WTF!?!

Ok, so there might not be much 'wonder' and 'woman' might be up for debate as well, but come on, look at the costume, it's petty much spot-on the same one as was used in the TV series!?

You gotta hand it to this little guy, he sure knows how to handle the ladies. The only possible improvement to this picture would be if the girls were hover-handing him!

Breaking up in a relationship can be very stressful, sometimes one of the partners can't let go. Cue one of the less outrageous storylines from Jerry Springer's little shop of horrors. Classic TV.

Dirty Harry wouldn't have been quite so cool if he had come face to face with Dustin Hoffman as he failed to go full retard. Your move, Clint.

If you ever have a new neighbor move in next door and you notice this as his license plate, it might be time to put up the For Sale sign, or at the very least contact the FBI.