Scumbag Cat

Cats are scumbags. This much we know. But just how scummy will they be? Well, scummy enough to push a flatmate down the stairs. That's registering pretty damn high on my scumbag-o-meter. Well played, cat.

Military force was authorized yesterday after the alleged time travelers and their craft ignored an ultimatum to stop whale poaching.

The nose gear of a Boeing 727 malfunctions, yet the pilot lands the plane with such precision I doubt anyone on board noticed the difference.

The answer is actually very simple - Drink a LOT.. LOL

When there's a bear on the loose, roaming casually around your neighborhood, looking for something to eat it's probably time to put your phone down and actually look where you're walking...

This is Smokey Nagata.. Owner and proprietor of Top Secret Tuning factory in Chiba, Japan. This is his V12 Twin Turbo 950Horsepower Supra. Now you know why he's called Smokey - OMFG!!!

This is without doubt the most eighties thing you have ever seen. It's 80% more eighties than anything that was created in the 1980s. If this was even one iota more eighties it would cause the universe to collapse in on itself. Fact.

Japan’s population could shrink by a third in 40 years because they’re not having enough bambinos—and who’s to blame? Why, the nerds of course and their virtual girlfriends.

Nothing says it’s Christmas like the crew of HMS Ocean singing the Mariah Carey Christmas classic, draped in tinsel, dressed as presents, sitting on the toilet — it doesn’t matter what they do.

Overheard at one dinner table in this restaurant: 'The new waitress is so nice. She gets your order mostly right, and she almost never throws her feces at you!' - Serious monkey business!

Some of these are crappy little dinghies and no one really cares about them, but some are huge ocean liners crashing into each other, which are totally jaw dropping.