Scary Mop Is SCARY!

Imagine using the rest room and see this staring at you from across the room, watching your every move. You'd have the cleanest bathroom that anyone could possibly hope for. fear him.

If you've ever actually done this then you know. It's not really that hard to speak cat. You don't get much out of it apart from "feed me", "Stroke me" or "change my kitty litter or i will poop in your shoes". Gotta love cats.

Given how much I love beer, it would be heartwarming to know that beer loved me back, even if that love was expressed through the medium of froth.

Well, what did she expect. If you go on 4chan and ask the /b/tards to name your band when you look like Snorlax's ugly sister, you'll only going to get ridiculed. Still, some great names here, especially the last one.

It's not enough to walk around with a boring plastic bag any more, to stand out from the crowd you need to be busting a bag that makes heads turn. Or maybe it even features a turning head itself. This are plastic bags 2.0.

Now we know beyond a reasonable doubt that God does not exist! Thank you Rule 34 for clarifying that for us.

How many dead hookers does it take to spoil a stag do? Just the one. It can pretty much put a downer on most evenings really. The key is to not let them die, then everyone's happy.

Want to get back at a flatmate for stealing last night's dinner and never obeying the cleaning rota? Here's how. With this little trick you can pee on their floor through a locked door and leave them baffled!

Once he was the envy of the world, kids & adults loved him, if this is how the economy has hit Mickey, just imagine what Minnie must be doing for cash. It's his own damn fault, velveeta stock was a high-risk investment.

Poor Steven, someone should have told him that 'Rule number 1' when it comes to Facebook is always keeping your password safe. When it falls into the wrong hands (your friends) all kinds of things can happen. Epic.

You think the 21st century rocks with its iWhatevers and virtual social interaction, well it was nothing, NOTHING! compared to the 90s. Back then all this was fields of joy and hope.