Robocat Is Watching You

Be afraid. The world's first fully robotic feline is here. You can tell he's a robot because of the noises he is making. If you need more proof than that you'll have to try and catch him on the dance floor.

Ever wondered what Metallica's Nothing Else Matters would sound like if it was shifted into a major scale? Me either, but the result is one seriously happy sounding song. If you don't believe me, watch this!

If you think you can outsmart a ninja with a simple water bowl trick then think again. Wait till you see how he gets out of this, it'll make you think twice about ever trying this out on your friends.

If you've been using this site for years and think the only thing it's missing is awkward white guys with goofy legs wearing shorts, then i have some good news. You're completely unique. Also, this video is for you.

Star Trek zombies? Illogical maybe but guided by the power of awesome. As sci-fi/horror goes this could only be improved if it had a scene where Seven of Nine is clam-jousting with Rose McGowan!

Gyms are full of douchebags. This is a statement of fact. If you have a gym membership there’s a one in five chance that you’re a total dick. That’s why I never go to gyms. I just chill in my moms basement eating pizza rolls.

Okay, so technically that's not it's tongue, it's the clam's foot, but it's not as funny if you look at it like that. Just hit yourself on the head a few times, forget that I told you that, and laugh like a tard.

Petman is the latest project from Boston Dynamics, the guys who brought you the bigdog robot & the same company voted most likely to be responsible for a robot uprising and the total annihilation of the human race. Great going guys.

If you love getting pulled over by the police then you should probably get one of these. With the simple addition of reefer smoke billowing out of the windows you can be assured that any cop in a 5 mile radius will home in on you and give you untold shit.

We men are often guilty of thinking with the wrong head, which can all too often lead to troubles - WTF?

Nature is frikking weird - Sounds more like a very unhappy child than a toad... or a cat. - LOL