Record Breaking Rube Goldberg

This Rube Goldberg machine is a genuine bone fide record breaker. With over 300 individual steps, this behemoth flawlessly accomplished the simple task of blowing up and popping a balloon. So freaking useful, eh?

I think going forward these players are going to pick the seats inside the bus when they need a ride

By the looks of things, it looks like the place to be; hot sun, hot girls in swimwear, deck chairs, women licking the floor, and a guy playing the guitar in the street — everything you want, and need, from a nice seaside break.

He could have this man flayed alive, set on fire, forced to watch reruns of Sunset Beach or worst of all, made to eat a Pot Noodle. Unfortunately for the victim, this guy has much more fiendish torture in mind.

This is why we all used to wear Air Jordans - He's over 50 years old and he can still dunk a basket ball, what more could you want from a national hero? I'm just glad i wasn't that kid getting dunked on.

Now, why would any girl have a pole like that in their room? Exercise purposes? Possibly, more likely it's to entertain the lucky ones who get invited back to her abode. And what entertainment that would be.

This is a neat trick, providing you don’t fuck it up - And you can try it with your boss as well. Tell him you’re in the “other” office, then sit back and play video-games all day.

A cute chick jumps off a cliff but rotates a little bit too much ending her dive in a perfect backflop that you just know will smart. I just hope she hadn't been sunbathing that day - OUCH!

It looks like his leg is about to explode, we suggest he goes to see a doctor or a psychotherapist (because, lets face it, this looks insane) straight away. This is totally freaky!

He might not be the most attractive guy in the world but he does have talent. If you count chugging a pint in one second flat a talent that is. Still, he could definitely benefit from a swift wardrobe change...

Were you full of fail this last month? Did you try ever so hard to win but instead ended up losing at life? If you didn’t then you can smugly watch other people getting pwnd. The day just got a LOT better!