Rap News 12 - Yes We Kony

Rapping newscaster Robert Foster cuts straight through all the hype and bullsh#t surrounding the KONY 2012 video campaign with his linguistic talents. Special guest star: Carl Weathers. LOL!

This dude attempts to boil a crab for dinner but the little fella has other plans and makes his getaway after hitting the water. Sometimes your dinner just has other plans and doesn't wanna stick around to get eaten - WTF!?!

Create some truly unique characters with their own distinct, and crazy, personalities. COOL!

This guy does a seriously good Eric Cartman impression. To prove it he goes retro and sings the Kyle's Mom's A B#tch song from the Southpark movie. Anyone can do a Kenny impression but Cartman is much harder to master.

Chances are you really wanted to be good at yoyoing as a kid, but in reality your yoyo just smashed into the ground every time you attempted to do a trick—this kid doesn't have that problem.

This kind of folding pocket knife usually comes with a bit of a bad rep, it reminds you of street gangs called the Jets and Sharks fighting to music by Leonard Bernstein. But this guy is awesome.

Nothing to see here, just President Barack Obama going for a casual stroll across Times Square with his entourage in tow. Well, not the actual president but a fake one—but that doesn’t stop the crowds from coming out en-masse.

I have no idea what the hell this is about. Answers on a postcard please. I know the Me Gusta meme, but the lol face, the zombie style infection and the spitting are all just plain weird. Still, me gusta. *dance*

A colorful video for John Mayer’s “Queen of California” hit the web Tuesday, and it reimagines the song’s lyrics with artwork created using Zynga’s mobile game Draw Something.

Dropping acid at a theme park is a bit of a cliche, but it doesn’t stop people from wanting to do it. So these jokers neck some LSD and find out that while it seems like a grand idea, the reality is different.

I don't think he's going to be able to cop out of this one.