Quite The Amazing Shoestore!

It's obvious that Jeebus is employed at this store, but I always thought he was a carpenter not a cobbler - WTF?

Obviously, for some(?) people this must happen every day, but for the normal cat community an image like this is definitely residing in the 'WTF' zone!?! I wonder what he wants as a reward?

So, just where did the inspiration come from behind the profound lyrics in Rebecca Black's track "Friday"? What other song in the popular music canon makes reference to the minutiae of a week day? Hmmm...

If you're using a smart car as a weiner extension then it sucks to be you. not only do you drive a seriously lame automobile but you're love truncheon must be roughly the size of a cocktail sausage.

Kids, they are humanities last hope, lets hope they work hard and play HARDER! I really hope my children grow up to be as awesome as this.

I can't speak for the chicks or any other of you dudes out there, but i'm sewn into my clothes at the beginning of the year like a Victorian gentleman!

Dwight from the US version of the office tells it likes it is. And that basically means trouncing on all those dumb cliches that every spouts like mindless sheeple in his cynical b@stard way. Go Dwight.

Prepare for a cuteness overload with a large dose of adorbz on the side, this will touch the nerve-strings of the toughest man on the planet. Something tells me that they drugged the dog, just to make sure it didn't get hungry!?

Ah, this explains everything! Don't worry Mark, I'm sure special guest starring in cartoons and at Sci-Fi conventions will make just as much money!

Who would have thought that a bunch of head banging metal men would have such divinely lustrous locks? Seriously? It's enough to make Rapunzel say "DAYUM!".

OMG-omg-omg! How the hell do these things grow so frikking big and how far do i live from the nearest one? Something tells me that being afraid of a tiny cockroach is not a good thing. Sh#t just got real.