Please, Blow In My Eyes

You've got to respect the total simplicity of this Inception vertical, Leonardo DiCaprio is secretly who we all want to be in our dreams......NO, wait!?

He may be a notorious tough guy who used to work for the KGB & now controls Russia, but he likes nothing more than to wave at animals, providing they wave back of course. If they don't, he can get real angry.

It's been a while since we've seem or heard from Falkor the luckdragon. Well, he's back and it looks like the V-Tech just kicked in and this dog/dragon is loving it!

Feeling like you can't act correctly in certain situations? Don't worry! Meet the Antartic advice animal who's here to remind just how awkward your life truly is!

Looks like Barbie has checked into a Hollywood plastic-plastic surgeon as some comparison shots from the 90's to present day show. Problem is she was pretty much all plastic to begin with!

The end of the world is drawing near and if you believe in prophecy than you cannot fail to see the warning signs. In case you need some reminding what these signs are you can see the destruction of our planet unfolding here.

Ryu really has a way with the ladies. He gives them a savage beating, cusses them off & then tries to get their digits in under 10 seconds! You really can't blame him for trying. You'd do the same.

The really dirty minds would probably be getting off to a picture of a horse anyway, while the more astute perv would be aroused for totally different reasons - *fap*fap*fap*

Finally, in one picture we find out how the universe was created AND we find out the egg definitely came before the chicken!

Damn it's hard getting into shape and developing a six-pack. If you can't be bothered to grow them yourself, try just shaving them on like this dude. It looks sick.

If your bf is a tattoo artist, NEVER cheat on him! So, if your girlfriend's been cheating on you? Don't go crazy. Make sure she's happy to let you give her a sh#t tattoo...(and sign a consent form)