Pilot Crashes On Water Take Off

A pilot doesn't pick up enough speed before attempting a water take off and crashes hard just feet away from the camera man.

This dude's attempt to steal a TV ends painfully, but it's for the best. If he tried to steal cable, he'd probably end up hanging himself.

The man is a freaking legend. If it's going to be an outtake anyway then he's damn well going to speak his mind. I could watch this all day. Someone needs to make a channel that just shows Brian Blessed outtakes. Glorious.

Surviving is something that every life form aims for but harsh circumstances can make it next to impossible. Against the odds these plucky peeps have managed to suck it up, roll the dice and win, even if it means resorting to cannibalism.

If pranking be the goo of love, then prank on goddammit! This is how you pwn your girlfriend and then get her to marry you.

For all those haters hating on the crucifix-shaped new lightsaber that was revealed in the Star Wars: The Force Awakens teaser, Stephen Colbert’s got something to tell you. And that is you are WRONG! Wrong, wrong, wrong.

This guy is way cooler than the Dos Equis guy by a long shot! And where the hell do I get one of these tiny giraffes from??

By now you’ve probably seen Google’s latest bid for total global domination – Google Glass, it records everything you do and think so that Google can spam you with relevent ads and sell you out to the police.

This guy's angry. Like if Dr. Bruce Banner came home to find Betty Ross in bed with Wolverine. Calm the F down, it's only a goddamn bush. Skaters in New Jersey, beware. This guy injects steroids into his eyeballs for breakfast.

Not only can she not answer the question about her husband's money coming from a trade deal with Columbia, but she gives us her stupified cackle as a side dish. - LOL

What happens when go-rounds stop being merry and start getting real? It goes something like this.