Phallic Foods

Ah the mushroom. Always a drag. Unless of course it's a purple ringer, then it's all fun and games!

Uploading sexy photos of yourself online is a business fraught with danger. There are many pitfalls to avoid, least of all making yourself look sexy and alluring. This girl seems to have fallen at the first hurdle.

Well, that shoots THAT idea out of the sky..

This is the ultimate fan home. I can almost hear the theme song now..

When Mr. F. Alone gets bored, he likes to play with his friends. Unfortunately for him his friends are all dolls and nobody wants to come and hang out with him, poolside. It's got to be bad when even a pool won't entice people...

For some reason I believe the caption. I feel as though I'm looking into the face of a young Jeffrey Dahmer!

You get to sit around all day completely naked with $50 in your pocket. Sounds like the best job in the world to me. The only way it could be any better is if you were allowed to get drunk while 'working'.

While the world may barely tolerate Ms Black, if only to have someone else to rip the mickey out of other than Justin Bieber, Jules and Vincent aren't the sort of guys who are going to suffer ear bleeding pop tripe.

Not quite as fearsome a team as the regular Avengers. Iron man looks a bit daft but standing next to that guy dressed as Cap he looks like some kind of Greek god. I'd done a poo that was bigger than that guy!

Yep, she's super trouser arousingly hot, and yet somehow when she's starring alongside craggy faced Hugh Laurie she manages to transcend the out-of-ten scale and score an epic 13. Fapfapfap.

Sometimes public service safety measures make it all to easy for man to have some serious fun - Looks like the last guy was going so fast he went 'Back to the future!'?