Pedobear On The News

So the unofficial mascot of heinous perversion has finally hit the mainstream and people are taking it VERY seriously. Perhaps a little too seriously. I think these people should get out a bit more...

Every day a 6pm when Big Ben in London strikes 6pm this cute, but weird cocker spaniel goes a little bit insane and starts howling & won't stop until the chimes have finished ringing, you could almost set your watch by her - WTF!?!

Artificial intelligence is one thing but giving robots the ability to swagger? It's just flying in the face of nature. Playing god. Still, he does look way more pimp that the robots out of the Terminator series. Less scary, but way cooler.

This deer learns at the top of his jump that he no longer has the legs to clear a six foot fence.

More animated atrocities from the weird and warped mind of Cyriak. These ones are made from cute fluffy kittens so they're not as scary as they could be. If Cyriak ever makes a horror movie though it'll be freaking terrifying.

Two elephant seals have an off day in this cute animated short by Victor Caire, which sees a little bird causing a bit of trouble between the two bulky beast, who in the end can't really be bothered with it all.

I figured this was just some jackass using magnets to spin a 'stone' around on a table, but then he put it on a glass table and my head assploded. Answers on a postcard please. I can't figure this one out...

Here is what we learned about Pastor Joe Nelms. He leads an incredible prayer, knows a lot about cars and has a really hot wife. He's living the life.

Driving down the road on a Skyjack drinking beer is one of the great freedoms of life on earth. Well, you'd think it was but the police think otherwise. Goddamn them and their crazy "rules"

There's plenty more imaginative deaths to enjoy in the grisly third instalment of this horror franchise - AWESOME!

Louis used to have an iPhone but it proved to be far too stimulating a piece of technology to be of any use. Here he shares some of his ideas for future iterations of the device with Jimmy Kimmel.