Paradox Power

Combining the ability that cats have to land on their feet and the phenomenon of toast always landing butter-side-down and using the resultant anomaly as a source of clean, renewable energy is a noble goal. crazy, but noble.

The wait is finally over, the enthralling new instalment of the craft of conflict arrives this year - prepare yourself!

If you thought Bob Ross was a fan of painting you'd be wrong. He's only painting so that he has some bushes that he can wash and then chuckle about afterwards. He's a weird guy, that Bob. No mistake.

If you're looking for the greatest Katy Perry cover ever you've come to the wrong place. Mind you, if you're surfing the internet looking for Katy Perry cover songs then you probably deserve this.

So it turns out that you don't have to have a big old gut and man titties to be a good sumo. This Czech wrestler shows the Japanese fatties how it's really done, while maintaining a more slender look about him. Still got a silly haircut though...

Turns out that even a scruffy furball that someone has thrown away can be a great little money spinner if you post some funny pictures of it online. Big thanks to the Cheezburgr network for making this all possible.

In a city environment, you’re guaranteed to have some unwanted guests from the animal kingdom. Beasties like rats, pigeons, foxes, badgers, but it’s not every day that wolves start rocking up in your neighborhood. WTF!?!

Most of the wedding party was getting annoyed with this crazy chick but she sealed the deal when she started dancing with this pole. It eneded with the most amusing FAIL ever!

What a jerk-off this dude is towards his girlfriend, she certainly does freak out like a woman who's just had an unscheduled haircut. If she hadn't calmed down then he could probably expect to see his balls removed while he slept.

A rally car driver crashes his car at a high speed and a large wooden pole goes through his windshield and misses his head by inches. I think 'uh-oh' might of understated it a tad.

What it lacks in complexity it more than makes up for with efficacy. All it requires is a cherry bomb and a box of matches and a mate who can take a joke and (if possible) has a spare pair of underpants.