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Ordering A Pizza He Is
Thankfully telephone ordering has only been about for a few of the 1000's years he's been alive, but rules are rules: You can't be a jedi knight if you can't order a pizza. it's the law.
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My God, you could rest your beer on there and maybe your whole dinner too. That's the sort of ass-et a man would climb mountains & swim shark-infested seas to get a peek at.
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I've been working for FAP industries since I was a teenager but I've never drawn a single paycheck. Maybe I should give them a ring and get my dues?
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This serves as a reminder never to let your big brother help you build your train set. Seriously, he has an ulterior motive and will probably post pics of you and the Wiener Express on facebook.
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This is a sure fire way to keep hooligans off your property! Unless of course they are a little kinky and looking for a good time.
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It's great to include your children in your healthy outdoor pursuits, being at one with the wilderness and traversing large rock formations. However, it's best not to play some 'throw & catch' with junior in these conditions - WTF!?!
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It's an age-old problem, you are carrying your young 'un and feeling the heat, thinking if only you had some way to cool down? And then, as if by magic, your prayers are answered and all is good with the world again. Kind of.
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We all know someone like this, at parties, conventions, school and everywhere else where people socialize he sits....ALONE. Study him carefully coz he's probably gonna come and kill you real soon!
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So you've seen all those photobomb pics of guys making silly faces behind hot chicks or naked guys walking behind hotties at the beach. This is NOT one of those.
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Forget hanging around on the interwebs to wait for that cute girl you secretly long for to post something just so you can 'Like' it! It's time to go off-line and experience Facebook in the real world :)
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One of the less successful experimental projects of the military. Balloon Tank was meant to frighten and confuse the enemy, however the enemy adapted by utilizing blow-guns to destroy them.
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