One Big Wish

Well, you can be sure, I DON'T wish my girlfriend was as hot as this..

The Big Bad Wolf and the Cool-Aid man. when there's a house that the wolf can't huff and puff and blow down, then it's time for the Cool-Aid catchphrase and clouds of brick dust. Someone should put this on a t-shirt.

Ryu really has a way with the ladies. He gives them a savage beating, cusses them off & then tries to get their digits in under 10 seconds! You really can't blame him for trying. You'd do the same.

Something tells me that if anyone, ever, on the entire planet turns up at a party wearing this little gem around their neck then no red-blooded male who is there will be getting laid that night. Like a BOSS!

Is it cold in here or is it just me? Do you ever get the feeling that the temperature just dropped and you need a visual reference to verify it? I can't stop staring... Her eyes are just that mesmerizing!

Engrish is all the rage. If you haven't got things written on your chest in an incomprehensible foreign language then you're just not cool. Even if the words are off the back of a packet of preparation H. Who cares? It's cool.

Whoa! That's pretty hazardous, however isn't it also bad to try to hold it in? And what about SBDs? Do they count? What if I pee and fart at the same time, would that counteract the danger?

This brings new meaning to the phrase 'drunk as a dog.' - LOL

Hey, if I was a bird I'd totally hitch a ride. Maybe not on a big predatory looking bastard like this, I don't wanna end up as his dinner. Still, pretty dope tho.

Whereas yesteryear different activities would involve doing different things in different places, now all our activities can be done sitting in front of a computer screen. That's progress.

As well as having delicious cookies, the dark side now has super hot dancing lady storm troopers. I think I'm about to give in to the dark side...