Oktoberfest Babes!

Who doesn't love Oktoberfest? A festive time filled with ample boobs, beer and lederhosen!

Truthful Tattoos. An oxymoron, surely? People get tattoos for various reasons, some of them look good, others look like a cancerous growth. Here's a selection of what they might say if they did have a semblance of truth!

People have been trying to explain the mystery of perspective to each other for centuries, but they just don't get it. "How can something be smaller if it is further away?" - It's best not tried on a blonde for fear of the universe exploding!

I'm guessing that if you're a busy hard-working journalist with deadlines to meet then sometimes you just don't notice the perverted prose you are inadvertently writing, or then again, maybe you do!?

It was called Haboob and it descended on the desert city of Phoenix, Arizonia like a plague from the heavens, dropping visibilities to near zero and coating surfaces with a gritty later of dust and sand. Hell is coming people.

Proof that under all that flubber lies a ripped body just waiting to be shown off. I just knew i had muscles. Kinda. I'm guessing that quite a lot of personal work was required to make some of these amazing body alterations posible.

Although it's creepy to watch people sleep and it's creepy to stare at young girls, we trust the viewer has nothing but thoughts for the quality of beauty sleep these teenage girls are getting - NOT! - Sleep my pretties, sleeeeep...

More exciting than watching your first child being born whilst walking on the moon on an IV drip of cocaine, or winning the superbowl & then discovering you have superpowers. Too bad you won't remember it in the morning.

Nothing can stop these young whooper-snappers from conquering brave new worlds on their trusty mounts! Tomorrow's generation has NO fear!

It's weird the relationships girls have with each other, they hang out, party, get drunk and go wild with their closest friends, just like guys, except sometimes it goes a LOT further than males would ever feel comfortable with.

How big is too big? It's kinda like saying how much drink is too much drink, because it all depends what mood you are in, where you are and your perspective on the situation - For me the answer is big, but not too BIG!