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Ninja Turtle FTW!
He might not look like much, but this Florida soft shelled turtle has got lightning fast reflexes! He's obviously in preparation for the Indy 500. The only thing missing was a puff of smoke in the shape of a turtle as he ran off!
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I sure hope this finish line failure didn't cost this guy the race. And, if it did, he should sue his shoe sponsor.
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And now that he's passes his driving test, his dad should have no problem letting him borrow the donkey cart for his date Friday night, right?
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If this doesn't turn you into a doe eyed, cooing retard in seconds then drop us an email and we will refund the time you spent watching this video. Personally I get like that just thinking about this video...
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I love people who are SO drunk it's almost impossible to stand up - Good thing he didn't have to take a sobriety test, since destroying property is kind of an automatic disqualification.
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You’ve not seen anything until you’ve seen a giant-moobed man-flab lurching towards you in slow motion. It’ll carry you through into the evening, where you can start skulling beers with the best of them.
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Remember. Always expect the unexpected. Face-down in a stack of donuts. I think that's how he'd always dreamed of going out. This was the last thing i expected to happen.
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Sometimes it's a good idea to scope out the surrounding terrain before you start jumping on it. This dude jumps from the top of one wall right through a flimsy roof into the hallowed halls of FAIL!.
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Slow mo never looked so good!! This has got to be the start of something new!
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While it may be mischevious and a total waste of police time and resources, you can't deny that it's the most colorful controlled explosion you've ever seen. So good that it almost looks fake. Fake and gay?
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His soothing voice could be driving you off a cliff but you would be totally calm the entire time. What more could you want from a GPS?
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