Ninja Turtle FTW!

He might not look like much, but this Florida soft shelled turtle has got lightning fast reflexes! He's obviously in preparation for the Indy 500. The only thing missing was a puff of smoke in the shape of a turtle as he ran off!

This fight takes place at the Reggae bar in Koh Phi Phi, Thailand and the reason it looks so all over the place is because it's actually staged, it's like a warm up for the crowd before the main event, but it's still pretty awesome to watch.

So, yeah. Just what are they? I bet it’s a question you ask yourself all the time, constantly dwelling on the ontology that makes up these clumps of land that define us geographically and culturally.

How comes the dumb ones always get the fun jobs.. - LOL

If you can watch all of this without it making your brain explode, watch it again and pay more attention. It's seriously trippy in terms of cinematography. MY CAMERA IS A MIRROR. YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.

AT-AT Walkers don't just wake up one day as Rebel killing machines. They were all once babies!

If you've got Samuel L Jackson coaching your hockey team I think it's fair to say that the team is going to be a bunch of bad mother f#ckers. Provided they don't get sloppy and eat too many Raoyales with cheese.

Skyrim was an awesome game but that doesn't mean it's about a little light hearted ridicule. Those "thaums" are ripe for mocking - what happens if dovahkiin sneezes? does it come out as Fus Ro Dah?

Are you a ma...or a little baby? This guy is never going to live this down.. LOL

LOL! Chipmunk-man Gregg Wallace and Australian Droppy John Torode love a bit of in your end-o. What with food being closely related to the sexy-time there’s plenty of opportunity for a bit of nudge-nudge-wink-wink.

What could be worse that getting caught frapping on the sofa? Getting caught frapping to 2 girls 1 cup and then trying to talk the chick who caught you into helping out. LOL!