Nasty Hands!

I really wish I knew what bar this was posted at, because I really don't want to eat there....EVER!

The really sad part is that I could guess who this is, but I'd only have a 1 in 4 chance of being right as I have no idea who it is. I do however know all the turtles...

Oh dear, how embarrassing. They accidentally misspelled coffee!

Sometimes desperate times call for desperate measures. Behold the fabled Bred Helmet. "I am wearing a helmet made of bread. Your argument is invalid." Gimli the dwarf meets Subway.

It's amazing what you can buy in a shopping mart nowadays, forget the old days of food and daily essentials, today's mom can pretty much get anything she wants. Even offspring.

They should put this in the Oxford English Dictionary under the word desperation. Dog will do anything for a tasty treat, this one will even lick carpet.

I've seen stones being stacked up and balanced on one another, but coke cans? that's definitely new. I wouldn't be surprised if this was fake. I couldn't recreate it, at least not without spilling coke all over my desk...

Cats might be cute and good in pictures, but buy a real one and you'd better keep you food well hidden. They are masters of subtle sneakery, and they want your food.

Did I just...was that what I thought it...but the...wait! Calm down my poor eyes, so used are they to the NSFW content of the web they see filth even when there is no filth. Damn you internet.

Ahhhh, the golden age of the interwebs, what a time that was, such innocence! It starts off slow but it was all worth it for Redtube in the 1900's!

As the Republican vs. Democrat race starts to take shape, how are we going to measure who is the best political party to lead the nation to triumph? Well, a competitive eating competition would be a good start.