My Kind Of Weather Girl!

Weather is serious business, so it's not right to mess around with what mother nature is going to serve up for us, but every now and again you have to think that maybe Mother N. has got a sense of humor?

Look at this little muddaf#cker, just LOOK - Look with envy and know that you will never be as awesome as this (if you lived in the 80's of course!) How unworthy do you feel? - I wonder where this kid is now?

If you're going to put an advert on the side of a bus it's probably best to have a think about the placement of the wheels and make sure that they don't end up looking like a pair of wazzo jubblies.

In every way possible, this guy is awesome and needs to be celebrated throughout the internets. Trolling girls on dating sites is one thing, trolling them in such spectacular style is tantamount to genius.

Oh dear, how embarrassing. They accidentally misspelled coffee!

Who the hell needs deodorant? Stale pee, cigarettes, last night's dinner and beer. Thats the way a real man is supposed to smell.... And that's AFTER they have showered!

Because it's an iceberg lettuce. Get it? Iceberg. Titanic? Well it made me laugh...

We spend an awful lot of our time watching it, or illegally downloading stuff that was on it, anyway. But I bet you're not aware of these little facts. Memorise them and then recount them down the bar and show your friends what a loser you really are.

This can't be right, they wouldn't, would they? So it seems there are more than a few similarities between the two films & thats just the characters. Add the fact that the latter films were crap and you have a conspiracy cooking.

If you're being bullied at school and want a surefire way to make it stop immediately, Steven Fry has some pretty damn good advice. The man is a freaking genius.

Seeing a sign like this hanging in the front window of the Apple store is, well, almost magical. Well done sir, sorry about the whole 'getting fired' thing.