More Sports Sexual Innuendo!

He should have stuck to chasing the Vagenas instead, then he might have had a better chance!

It's best to do the honorable thing & help this hapless chick out - TAKE the photo, post it on the internet, get it seen by millions.....then tell her about the thong on her head!

Oh noes. Cover all young children's eyes and call the police. Seems that the exploring game doesn't pay like it used to. So Dora's going where no other children's entertainer has been before :(

There's a new theme park in town! However, you better go visit the Death Star pretty quickly, I hear the rebels are closing in!

Here is the answer to the meaning of life, if you happen to be an observant male, bemused at stereotypical behaviour patterns of chicks at the mall, the club, at school....anywhere!

When a shark has gotten this close, warning you buddy is kinda pointless, you should just try and get a verbal agreement that you can have all his stuff.

Why they got to be hatin? If you find this van parked in your neighborhood, it might be a good time to find a new place to live - for your children's sake!

You never know when a plague will ravage the land and the dead suddenly become the 'undead', rise up out of the ground and go of in search of your brain in order to crave their eternal hunger. Always good to be prepared!

I really wish I knew what bar this was posted at, because I really don't want to eat there....EVER!

I think she should be the next to run for the first female president. She's definitely got the experience part down.. -LOL

A novel idea for a tattoo and kind of a cool one until you consider the fact that when this stops being cool in about 30 seconds time, he can't remove it and has to look like Mork for the rest of his life.