Monster Girl Quest - Review

Fitzthistlewits reviews a game so terrifying that he breaks down into a gibbering mess halfway through his introduction. If you thought Amnesia was a scary game, you aint seen nothing yet!

You know the score, a cute chick who's had one too many to drink - Time to move in and ask her to dance, just don't make it anything too complicated - OUCH!

Apparently this gathering of overpriced luxury automobiles has broken a world record. I'm not sure exactly which one. Maybe the record the the largest number of teeny tiny penises ever gathered in one place?

This kid was attempting to jump off the hood of a moving car for a D.I.Y stunt, but bounced off the windshield instead. I'm guessing he knows what a bug feels like now at the moment of impact - OUCH!

The outback of Australia, a land of crocodiles & women with bigger kahunas than you !

The mistletoe tradition is of Scandinavian origin. Is the tradition still alive and well though? Will pursed lips and a bit of foliage get you a kiss or just a slap around the face? These two aim to find out.

Dubstep tunes? Check. Stop motion animation? Check. Sweet dirtbike tricks? Check. If there is a more pure recipe fo awesomeness then I have no idea what it is. It probably involves expensive drugs though.

Now this is some sophisticated hardware. It's based on interception, stopping the projectile before it reaches its intended target, effectively rendering it defunct and unable to complete its course and unleash its destruction.

Take a moment to pause, take stock, and consider those less fortunate than ourselves. Like these poor souls, trapped inside their own stupid, screwed-up expressions. Screwface affects 1 in 10 bludkis, help raise awareness.

Russian military cadets practice marching while singing the classic '90s dance-pop song "Barbie Girl" by the Danish-Norwegian group Aqua. It's not your usual military song, but hey, whatever helps.

The German police take themselves very seriously. If you were to, say, poke them with a bright fuchsia vibrator and go on to perch a discarded ladies thong on their shoulder they would probably put you in cuffs. Just FYI.