Monkey Humps Tourist's Head

This relationship works out perfectly for the monkey because he doesn't really want to get attached until he finds his own place, anyway.

The nose gear of a Boeing 727 malfunctions, yet the pilot lands the plane with such precision I doubt anyone on board noticed the difference.

It was the best of times, and it was the worst of times. It was the eve of two girls play fighting on a bed, and it was a night of two girls knocked out on the floor.

The dog knew how to work the rope swing better than the kid. This is what happens when you pay for the dog to go to school but send your kid to public school.

Watch this professional stuntman, part of the Stunt Freaks Team, take it to a whole new level as he crosses a bridge in an epic way and films it all on a GroPro so he can show us what an extreme badass he is.

One second, you're a Starfish, having fun, talking it up with your Starfish friends, starfishing around. Next an icy finger of death is killing you & all your buddies. It goes to show that nature can be a uncaring evil biatch!

You’ve not seen anything until you’ve seen a giant-moobed man-flab lurching towards you in slow motion. It’ll carry you through into the evening, where you can start skulling beers with the best of them.

Halloween's a coming and if you're in redneck country, you don't bother with the tedious method of getting a knife and scooping out the insides before slicing through the skin - Pah! Instead you take your gun and you shoot it.

Louis CK explains exactly why farts are funny and why you're stupid if you don't agree. To be honest, it's a pretty convincing argument. Even if you think toilet humour is puerile, you have to agree that he has a point.

Very strange clip of an illusionist with see-through balls doing some amazing stuff.. - COOL

If you didn't feel that Zombieland gave enough pointers on how to survive when the entire world has been overrun with shambling flesh hungry undead, here are a few more pointers from some Youtube film makers.